Moe!

Welcome to my web site.

When I was very young, one summer I attended computer camp. What little I can still remember is that it was a happy experience. I got to touch computers, there was some exercising outdoors, I got to shoot an air rifle, and I was taught the basics of HTML between multiplayer games of Doom 2. I always thought having a blog is either for people truly important enough, or people incorrectly believing themselves such. Something like a quarter century later, it's the duty of anyone who cares about the world and the internet to dust off HTML knowledge and put something together. You and me buddy, we have to fix this.

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Most importantly, I am capable of translating and interpreting and would like to maintain that as a career. It seems like an interesting time to do it; historically there's been competition for real professionals from "my nephew who spent the summer in London", and then google translate, and now the slopzone. If you'd like an actual human to advise you on how to not embarrass yourself in front of your foreign-language audience, you're welcome to hire me! You buy two good feelings for one price; you know a being that is capable of understanding is on the (your) job, and you aren't using tools that immiserate people planetwide, while enriching the worst humans currently alive. You might think these notions radical and unmarketable, but that's just a little spice that comes from text written by a living being instead of a statistically averaged output. My rates are negotiable, especially based on subject matter.

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All grammatical errors, typos, confusing wording, unnatural sentences, hallucinations (none of those I hope!) should be my own.
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